I'm Niki. Forever cruel, seemingly emotionless, and sarcastic - yet still a hopeless romantic. (Gay af)

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual)